Seminar Haiku
Shit; I can’t sneak out of here
Lawyers all around
Lamer every year
Star Wars music followed by
Silent Groans of Pain
Oh, no. Here it comes…
Speaker shows baby photos
They had cameras then?
Claims Departments scam
Reduction of overhead
Allstate is the worst
Uses Collosus and
McKinsey Consulting Firm
Process phony bills
Dental expert spoke
Moderator got free teeth
Didn’t help his looks
Next he hopes to find
Specialist to speak about
Penis extensions
Chiropractors suck
Gaps in treatment aren’t good
Who doesn’t know that
Medical reports
A story in themselves; why
Can’t we write our own?
AMA Guidelines
Loss of enjoyment of life
Need for future care
Final prognosis
How much medical treatment
Did they get supplies?
Which one gets most cash?
The one with the biggest tits
Some things never change
Moses! What a bore!
My greatest accomplishment:
Found Dunkin’ Donuts
Time to plan escape
Leave at lunchtime; stroll back in
After second break
Guest Judge advises
Show up and think positive
Try to stay alert
Not funny at all
He’s no Conan O’Brian
Someone tell him…please!
What’s up with his jaw?
Looks like a marionette
Maybe he has mumps
Counting the bald heads
A time consuming matter
Why am I still here?
(whereupon my haiku was adjourned)
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