Water, Water, Everywhere, But Not A Drop To Drink

Today I had no water. The fire department was here. They made the building clean out the enormous water tank, which apparently had reached unsafe levels. Now I have water, but it's coming out dark brown. So brown that it could easily be mistaken for coffee. Or worse. If I had an empty Starbucks cup, I'd fill it with the water and say it was their newest blend. I pity the fool that asks me to make coffee tonight. . .