I Have A Dumb Phone

I feel like I am the only person left under the age of ninety who still has a flip phone. It isn't a smart phone, but rather a prehistoric dumb phone that embarrasses me every time it rings.  I'm afraid to get a smart phone for fear I might drop it out of my one good hand. Not to mention I can't text or take selfies, or post photos to Instagram. Until I regain full use of my right hand, I'm going to start telling people that my dumb  phone is a future antique, and the estimated value is priceless!