Why I Hate Craigslist, Part 3

$4200 Luxery Deals on short term rentals (Upper West Side) Central park house is a great place to live, accross from Central park. PRICE IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE 159 a day 1250 a week 4200a month Flat pannal tv! This is not a realestate company and we are not brokers (nor are they spellers)so there is no fee what so ever. This deal wont last!!! price is subject to change (this ad has been running since the 1st copy of the New York Times was published) $1950 / 1br - ++NO FEE++ CENTRAL PARK DUPLES (Upper West Side) Duples? Don’t realtors have spell check? Call me Now to see this Amazing Apartment!!! Showing Today morning and afternoon!!! Eran. Grammar would be too much to ask. Eran you should change your name to Erun as in, E run back to school. Here’s an ad that will repel everyone (except perverts and college brats): $1920 Forget the Dorms... 24 HR Drman, Roofdeck, lounge, gym & more!! Complimentary Beer Bong with rental (Upper West Side) $2150 / 1br - ~~~NEW IN MARKET~~~AMAING DEAL~~~ (Upper West Side) $1400 / 1br - Studio in Prime UWS for only $1400 **NOO FEE** AVAIL AS SOON AS 8/1/09 (Upper West Side) Contact you? **NOO WAY $2195 / 1br - Newly Furnished Central Park w/up Apt with outside space Showing++ (Upper West Side) Must be good person/s. Available right away. *BEDROOM LARGE ENOUGH TO HOLD A QUEENS BED Well, that’s a bit personal $17875 / 4br - LUX DRMN—Stun’g C.PARK/Linc Ctr/B’way Views!—grnt/mrble/W/D—Prestine! (Upper West Side) U R ask’ng all that rent and U cn’t even spell out the description? Sh’me on u! Image may not be of the actual apt., but is typical of apts. in this building. Translation: image is never the actual apartment.Only thing in common with real apartment is four walls and ceiling, and even that is not guaranteed. FULLY FURNISHED-AVAIKLABLE ASAP.SHORT OR LONG TERM. $2200 / 3br - ((NO FEE)) ~80 WUS~ WOW!! Brand new ALCOV STUDIO (Upper West Side) YOUR SEARC ENDS TODAY!!! This apartment is the BEST value for YOUR money!!! Gigantoc studio 580 SQF ,totally renovated,Brand new spread kitachen with all new appliances Just got renovated full size bathroom. Don’t let this GREAT DEAL to pass you by. (This is too easy. Insert your own wisecrack.) GOURGEOUS PRE WAR BUILDING I have a great 1 bedroom in my building it was just renovated and is ready to move it Query: why do brokers post their photos? Who gives a sh*t what they look like? And most of them are ugly!!!We want to see the apartment, not your ugly mug. Maybe if George Clooney posted an ad, I’d have a different opinion. ENORMOUSE STUDIO ON UPPER WEST CLOSE TO 1,B,C TRAIN That might be good for the rat. . .or a cat. $2550 / 1br - ....... LIVE LIKE A CEO / SPEND LIKE A JANITOR ....... (Upper West Side) Contact Aaron anytime (Seriously) That is so offensive on so many levels. Where do I begin? Let’s call him at 4 a.m. and say (Seriously), I represent the janitor’s union, and 5000 of us are on our way to your home. We’re carrying large brooms and intend to take turns shoving them up every one of your bodily orifices… You pompous ass. L@@@@K·Entire Furn2 Bedrm Apt 4 Rent·Safe·Clean·Out of State Welcome· Go F@@@@K yourself